❝ Too often, the thing you want most is the one thing you can’t have. Desire leaves us heartbroken, it wears us out. Desire can wreck your life. ❞

i never thought i’d say this, but i really DON’T WANT THIS SEMESTER TO END, i actually enjoyed most of my classes and the fact that i got to see you almost everyday at uni was fabulous. Getting to know you these past few months has been wonderful, i’ll miss you and even though i won’t see you again until next year, i’ll never forget you. 

I don’t know why it took me so long, but it finally hit me, she’s straight and nothings going to happen and there isn’t anything I can do to change that.

“sheer genius” ;)

relatives:  any boyfriends?
me:  no
  typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5

My dad:  calm down it's just a tv show no one is dying
Me:  ALL OF THEIR DREAMS ARE DYING THIS IS NOT FAIR
My dad:  what
Me:  what

Rachel:  What's this?
Quinn:  A metro north pass from New York to New Haven. I got one for me into New York. I also got a pass down south.
Rachel:  Wha-
Quinn:  So we can stay in touch. Down south.
Rachel:  Huh?
Quinn:  So I can touch you. Down south.
Rachel:  
Quinn:  
Rachel:  
Quinn:  I meant that you and Finn are meant to be.

Train tickets from NY to New Haven: U$200. Gardenias: U$30. Watching Finchel break up while Faberry becomes canon: PRICELESS.

Glee Club Facebook || Brittany Overshares, Again.
  Brittany S Pierce updated her status - "I was reading articles online about how people say that a womens "g-spot" is a myth but i found Santanas like 2 years ago.. so does that mean that Santana has a mythical creature in her vagina? Like a unicorn only its power is that it makes her scream my name?"
Rachel Berry:  I've been sitting here staring at my computer screen for the past 10 minutes trying to figure out what to say about this... Wow Brit. Wow.
  Quinn Fabray and Holly Holiday like this.
Noah Puckerman:  Britt, you need to teach me your ways! The puckmeister is a sex shark, no doubt but the magical G is something few men find. I need a lesson my lezbro!
  Sam Evans likes this.
Mike Chang:  First of all, Santana is going to go balls to the wall when she sees this, second of all sign me up for this lesson.
  Tina Cohen-Chang likes this.
Blaine Anderson:  Life is so much easier being gay, i don't have to worry about stuff like that.
Kurt Hummel:  Since you're a bottom you really don't have to worry about anything, isn't that right Blaine?
Sam Evans:  G spot is overrated my bro's! All you need is some good bean flickin' and you're good to go.
  Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson and 5 others like this.
Blaine Anderson:  How may times have we talked about this Kurt, you don't like it in the ass, where else am i supposed to put it!?
Noah Puckerman:  Whoaaa! That's more than i ever needed to know about gay sex in my entire life. Also Sam, what the hell is a bean?
Quinn Fabray:  Holy shit Brittany, San is going to KILL you. Sam, you're a virgin so you can stop acting like a big man, Puck, if you're going to be a "lezbro" you have to know what a bean is. Urban Dictionary it.
  Brittany S Pierce and Lord Tubbington like this.
Rachel Berry:  Quinn.. have... have i found your spot yet?
Artie Abrams:  If you have to ask, the answer is no! #faberryfail
  Noah Puckerman likes this.
Santana Lopez:  Im just going to assume i'm having a terrible TERRIBLE nightmare right now because i know my girlfriend would not put this on facebook.
  Holly Holiday, Lord Tubbington and 56 others like this.
Noah Puckerman:  BUSTED! Also, you must really like calling Brittany your gf because you say it all the damn time now.
Sam Evans:  I've been waiting for someone to point that out! #preach!
  Artie Abrams likes this.
Mercedes Jones:  Why the hell are you jackasses hash tagging. This ain't twitter. Sam we need to talk about who's bean you been flickin'
  Santana Lopez and Rachel Berry like this.
Brittany S Pierce:  Tana!! Don't be mad, i was just really confused and you weren't picking up your phone.
Holly Holiday:  Next time shoot me a text sweet cheeks. I don't want Santana going all lima heights on her pretty blonde love machine.
Santana Lopez:  You're lucky i love you Britt and Holly i'd never hurt my girlfriend.
Noah Puckerman:  2 TIMES IN ONE POST!
Artie Abrams:  #girlfriendproblems
Mercedes Jones:  Enough with the hash tags!
Rachel Berry:  I need to do some research of my own i think.
Santana Lopez:  Berry you go do your research while Britt and I experiment ;)
  Brittany S Pierce likes this.

Naya:  Hey, I just met you
Heather:  and this is crazy
Naya:  You are my soulmate
Vanessa:  and I am your daughter.
Hemo:  Then, Let's troll together.

me:  i have uni till 6pm
mom:  don't walk home in the dark or you'll get raped
me:  i'm going out tonight
mom:  come home early so you don't get raped on your way home
me:  i'm going to a party tonight
mom:  don't leave your drink un-attended, or you'll get raped!
me:  i'm sleeping over at a friend's place
mom:  OMG YOU'RE GOING TO GET RAPED IN YOUR SLEEP!!!
me:  
me:  brb, opening the front door for fresh air
mom:  YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED
mom:  RAPE
mom:  RAPE EVERYWHERE
mom:  RAPE RAPE RAPE BE CAREFUL OF RAPISTS THEYRE EVERYWHERE DONT GO OUT JUST STAY HOME FOREVER I'LL LOOK AFTER YOU AND KEEP YOU AWAY FROM RAPISTS OMG YOU SHOULD GET SELF DEFENCE CLASSES SO YOU CAN FIGHT BACK IF YOU'RE EVER IN DANGER SO YOU DONT GET RAPED AND KILLED OMG WE ARE BUYING A TREADMILL SO YOU CAN DO CARDIO AND TRAIN AND RUN FASTER IF YOU'RE EVERY GETTING RAPED